A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of pounds for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted 10 pounds and asked “If I give you this money, would you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”
”Would you use it to gamble instead of buying food?” The man asked
“No I don’t gamble” the homeless man said “I need everything I can get just to stay alive”.
“Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?” The man asked.
“Are you insane?” Replied the homeless man. “I haven’t played golf in 20 years!” The poor homeless man was becoming more and more confused and almost angry by the moment. He was not sure if he was being insulted, or teased, or what the point of the interrogation was.
“Would you choose to spend the money on a woman in the red light district for cheap sex instead of food?”
“What kind of diseases would I get for 10 lousy quid?” Exclaimed the homeless man. It goes without saying that if he had been able to afford one of the greatest and sexiest mature London escorts, then his answer would have been a lot different. But for a tenner?
“Well,” said the man, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a terrific dinner, with a bottle of wine, cooked by my wife. We can have a nice little chat.” The homeless man was truly astounded.
“Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I may be homeless, but I know that I’m dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”
The man replied “That’s OK. It’s very important for her to see what a man looks like after he’s given up beer gambling golf and sex. So let’s go.”