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A Shy Man Walks Into A Bar

A very shy man walked into a bar. He stood nervously in the corner nursing a bottle of beer, looking around the room with obvious shyness and apprehension. After looking around for a few minutes he sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. She is beautiful and exactly his type. Tall, blonde, athletic, stylishly dressed, and with a terrific sense of style in her beautiful dress and high heels. 

IsabelAfter an hour of working up his courage and downing a couple of more beers, he finally gathers up all his moral strength and courage and goes over to approach her and speak to her. He tentatively asks her if she would mind if he chats to her for a while. He makes it clear that he is very shy, and that it has taken a lot of courage to speak to a woman as beautiful as her. And all he wants is just to spend a few minutes in her company, chatting. He obviously does not think that she is a Madrid escort. He is just a shy man wants to talk to a lovely woman. 

She responds by yelling, furiously, at the top of her lungs “No! I will not join you in the toilets downstairs for a blowjob and a quickie, you disgusting pig! 

Everyone in the bar is now, obviously, staring at them in some astonishment. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table in shame. After a few minutes the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him charmingly and says 

Im so sorry if I embarrassed you with my behavior. You see, I‘m a graduate student working toward my Doctorate ibehavioural psychology and I am studying how people respond to embarrassing situations. I hope you will forgive me.” 

The man sits for a moment in thought, then looks up into her beautiful blue eyes and smiles briefly. Then he pauses, takes a deep and brave breath and responds at the top of his lungs 

What do you mean you will do any sexual act right here and now for 200 pounds? What do I get for that and for how long? 

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